"Haha, you fucking losers, I've inhaled cheeto lookin ass old dong before"

Paul, Harambe, is a local Armenian boy and the only survivor. He lives with his three brothers, one of them being the elusive Chumbis, and his twelve grandparents, one of them being the Prophet of Regret. Every day he must battle the BANKS in order to ensure that humanity can survive another day. Paul is also a parry king. Dicks out for Harambe.